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worst hero ever
by ~metalgeargozilla

Worst Hero Ever
Chapter One: The Beginning

In a place far away we join our hero sitting on his couch. The narrator in my head screaming at me, "You're supposed to save the princess! Now go do some saving!"
Hero: I have to go to my job.
Narrator: Your job is to save people.
Hero: That sounds dangerous. I have better things to do.
Narrator: That's a lie. The only thing you do is sit around and watch TV.
Hero: I also play video games and sell boxes.
Narrator: I don't care. Hold my hand so I can teleport you to the castle.
Narrator: The hero enters the castle not caring if he lives or dies. He only wants to save the princess and defeat the dragon.
Hero: No I don't want to save the princess or kill the dragon. She could be ugly or worse be a man.
Narrator: Assume she's hot and not a man. Now go fight the dragon!
Hero: What?! There is a dragon? You didn't tell me that!
Narrator: Yes I did. Twice as a matter of fact.
Hero: Hey! Where's the dragon? It's gone!
Narrator: What do you mean there's no dragon?
Hero: Wait. I found a note.
Dear hero, I have saved myself. I'm using the dragon to attack my own castle for hiring the worst hero ever. Ps. there is pie in the box. Love Princess Peach
Hero: Does that mean I have to stop the princess now?
Narrator: Yes it does. Now lets go.
Hero: Ok, but I'm eating pie first. I wouldn't want to die on an empty stomach. Oooh yumm, it's cherry!


How long have you been on DeviantArt? 
I've been here for 3 years I love to leave but I'm to lazy 

What does your username mean?
Random words it has no meaning

Describe yourself in three words.
greatest person of earth

Are you left or right handed?
Predominantly right handed 

What was your first deviation?
finn x marceline fanfiction or something like that

What is your favourite type of art to create?
All love all kinds of art types

What was your first favourite?
Something to do with yuri 

Who is your all-time favourite deviant artist?

If you could instantly master a art style, what would it be?
 anime style then I would draw all the gay space rocks all the time

 If you could meet anyone on DeviantArt in person, who would it be?
 PandVal, CuriousInefno, AnAdminNamedPaul, Rose-Kit
How has a fellow deviant impacted your life?
Everyone that knows me

What are your preferred tools to create art?
Open office 4.1.1 or any free writing program 

What is the most inspirational place for you to create art?
Any place with no around so I can think of a new story



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I like yuri, long walks on the beach, and killing animals

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ASinglePetal Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for the fave
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metalgeargozilla Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2015
your welcome
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Noriko-Neko-Xion Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks for the fav, if you like what I do ,watch me it 'll make me happy ^^
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Thank you for the fave! I really appreciate it! :heart:

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your welcome :)
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*bows* hello great and powerful John
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Hi Emilie an The John shall acknowledge your existence
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Thanks for the fav! :3
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your welcome :)
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