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worst hero ever
by ~metalgeargozilla

Worst Hero Ever
Chapter One: The Beginning

In a place far away we join our hero sitting on his couch. The narrator in my head screaming at me, "You're supposed to save the princess! Now go do some saving!"
Hero: I have to go to my job.
Narrator: Your job is to save people.
Hero: That sounds dangerous. I have better things to do.
Narrator: That's a lie. The only thing you do is sit around and watch TV.
Hero: I also play video games and sell boxes.
Narrator: I don't care. Hold my hand so I can teleport you to the castle.
Narrator: The hero enters the castle not caring if he lives or dies. He only wants to save the princess and defeat the dragon.
Hero: No I don't want to save the princess or kill the dragon. She could be ugly or worse be a man.
Narrator: Assume she's hot and not a man. Now go fight the dragon!
Hero: What?! There is a dragon? You didn't tell me that!
Narrator: Yes I did. Twice as a matter of fact.
Hero: Hey! Where's the dragon? It's gone!
Narrator: What do you mean there's no dragon?
Hero: Wait. I found a note.
Dear hero, I have saved myself. I'm using the dragon to attack my own castle for hiring the worst hero ever. Ps. there is pie in the box. Love Princess Peach
Hero: Does that mean I have to stop the princess now?
Narrator: Yes it does. Now lets go.
Hero: Ok, but I'm eating pie first. I wouldn't want to die on an empty stomach. Oooh yumm, it's cherry!
tbc

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 THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. The John
2. king John ruler of everything
3. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
1. metalgeargozilla
2.  darkcanadianvincent

THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
1.  Finshed playing rember me
2.  doing this quiz
3.  watching jacksepticeye

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
1 metalgeargodzilla
2 darkcanadianvincent
3 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
darkcanadianvincent

Me THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
Three things you like about yourself:
1. my facial hair
2. writing skills
3. fully functioning internal organs

THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. That I procrastinate to much
2. An that I'm to lazy sometimes
3.  

THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS: ...what?
1. I forgot where I was born so it will be a will till I can answer that
2. I moved at least three times during my childhood because of my dad being in the navy
3. One day i was bit by a spider and enough thing happened

THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
1. Falling from a tall building
2. Things that no one can explain
3. complete darkness

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Clothes that all you get to know only the sexy  ladies get to know more
2.  
3.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Laptop
2. phone
3. sun glasses

THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
1. do a barrel roll
2. Play more video games
3. eat even more pie 

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. Queen
2. backstreet boys
3. bee gees

THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. pie
2.  alcohol
3 more pie



Everyone that reads this must do it or else I'll get super drunk at your house and try to eat your dog or any other kind of pet you may have and eat all your pie 

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Manasurge Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2015  Student Digital Artist

Thank you for the fave! I really appreciate it! :heart:

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